Sunday, May 16, 1999
The demolition man disappears
In the early hours of May 8 -- it's under the cover of darkness that the blackest deeds are normally done -- the Pakistani police in Lahore picked up Najam Sethi, the editor of Friday Times.
Zoo story -- a tragic one, in fact
Lucknow's Prince of Wales Zoological Gardens, the oldest in north India, has turned into a killer zoo if one goes by the number of deaths that have occurred here over the last three years. Most of the inmates look sick thanks to the corruption rampant in the administration and lack of medical care.
Yeh dil mange no more
Already havans are being performed to ensure that we emerge victorious and the hens are reported to be laying cricket balls for eggs. In sort we are, my fellow citizens, in imminent danger of losing our national marbles.